Now that a major Britney Spears fansite is closing up shop, I'm going to dust this blog off and run with it. I just feel like Britney is about as low as she can go and her star will inevitably rise. She can't be re-virginated, but maybe she can be rejuvenated.
But, what is this about her dating a model that looks like Kevin Federline? When you are at your lowest, girl, lateral moves aren't the way to go. Please, please, please straighten up and fly right, if only so my wife will stop dong that table slapping "WHAWT???" impression. We have a glass table top and I'm worried that she might hurt herself.
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