Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Britney Spears Guest Starring On 'Will and Grace'


Britney Spears will appear as a guest star on NBC’s “Will & Grace,” Access Hollywood has confirmed.

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Press Slams Kevin Federline's 'Work'


Salon points out that an AP reporter (I think they report facts, not opinion) penned this: "Britney's husband's rap is 'incredibly horrible.'"

...and?

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Monday, January 23, 2006

Britney Spears Gets Roadside Assistance From Paparazzi


The paparazzi, who had been trailing Spears on a Los Angeles freeway, helped the pop star and her brother Bryan push their broken down Ferrari to the side of the road.

They then waited with Spears and her brother until authorities arrived.

Maybe the new California law has already caused a change in attitude among paparazzi. The relationship between celebrities and paparazzi is in fact a symbiotic one, I don't know why so many of the photographers had to act like parasites.

And what's with Britney and Kevin and their cars? Kevin's was famously towed last year. I think when you pay six figures for a car it should be somewhat dependable. Maybe they forget some of the intricate maintenance techniques, like putting gas in the tank.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Britney Spears Gets Hindu Blessing For Her Baby



Britney Spears makes her money by selling records to people. 900 million people in the world are Hindu. Britney had nice photos taken of her having her baby get a Hindu blessing. The Baptists and Shambalists will not get refunds for the Britney merchandise that they already bought. And pretending to be Hindu provides really great home decor options too.

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Monday, January 16, 2006

Britney's Future Ex-Husband Has Sweaty Palms On Paris Hilton At A Casino


I'm not sure whether to use reportedly or allegedly for this bit of gossip. Kevin Federline was um.. supposedly man handling Paris Hilton at some party celebrating some online gambling thing that has his father-in-law's name attached to it.

In a possibly related story, Britney Spears is out in public not wearing a wedding ring. Maybe it's being resized after losing all that weight. Or maybe she's well on her way to losing 150 lbs of dead weight called Kevin.

And what about Paris? If I was Kevin, my alibi would be that my hand went there while I was helping to hold the drunk skank up off the floor.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Britney Spear's New York Apartment Now 20% Off

The list price of the apartment that Britney Spears hasn't lived in since moving to Malibu with Kevin Federline dropped from $6 million to just under $5 million.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Is Britney Really The Worst Dressed Celebrity


Britney Spears topped Mr. Blackwell's 46th annual "Worst Dressed" list for wearing clothes that he said made her look like an "over-the-hill Lolita."

Britney Spears should thank the bitchin' dude for having her at the top of his list, it gets you more attention than being somewhere in the middle.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Mashup Of Britney Spears And Linkin Park



Something that is really starting to show up on Google Video is Anime Video of popular artist's songs.

Here's a cool mash up of Britney Spears and Linkin Park.

Britney Spears: International Product Endorser

70% of the people who land on this page are American. Most of you probably don't know that your biggest stars shamelessly whore themselves out to the rest of the world in commercials. It's a great way to make LOTS of money without affecting your image in the American market.

Here is a cute commercial that Britney Spears did for a Japanese beverage.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Kevin Federline tells Listeners That His Marriage Is Wonderful

Kevin Federline told Los Angeles radio host Ryan Seacrest that everything is "wonderful" between the himself and Britney Spears when he appeared on the presenter's daily show yesterday.

This was a real meeting of the minds. Hard questions were asked and well crafted answers were given. No, not really.

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Britney Has Baby Out In Public On new Year's Eve

Britney Spears made an appearance at her favourite Malibu, California restaurant Moonshadows on New Year's Eve with baby Sean Preston.

Britney and her baby enjoyed a light lunch together overlooking the Pacific Ocean and the pop superstar seemed "very happy".

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Restaurant Reviews...


Sunday, January 01, 2006

Kevin Federline Going DIY With His Music

Britney Spears ' husband Kevin Federline will release his debut rap single himself after failing to find a label to invest in his talents.

Is there any possibility that his s*** is any good ? Anythings possible, but I couldn't be bothered upgrading my Flash to listen to it on his website.

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