Britney Spears May Be Pregnant Again

The ironically titled 'In Touch' magazine is reporting that Britney Spears told onlookers at a Malibu mall that she is pregnant.

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Child Welfare Is Interested In Britney Spears

Pictures published in the New York Post and elsewhere on Tuesday showed Britney Spears at the wheel of her sport utility vehicle, holding her 5-month-old baby, Sean, on her lap.

Now we find out that a deputy paid a visit to Spears' home in Malibu to obtain "contact information" at the request of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services.

Britney's first response to the issue has been to blame paparazzi for creating a horrifying situation where she was concerned for her babies safety. I would like to point out that in one of the pictures she has the driver's side window halfway down, that's not an indication that she was in the middle of a threatening situation.

Oh, and the above picture is fake, the incident portrayed in the picture never happened. It is intended as satire, and there is precedent that it doesn't have to be funny.

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Britney Spears Risks Her Babies Life Because She Was Flustered By Photographers

Britney Spears has been photographed driving her SUV with her infant child in her lap. The vehicle is equipped with a driver's side airbag that has the potential to kill Sean Preston Federline if it was deployed by even a minor accident.

With a truck that roomy, how difficult could it be to get to the back and put the baby in a proper seat? Oh wait, then the paparazzi would have gotten pictures of Britney's droopy butt. She had no choice.

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