I Left My Adipose Tissue in Las Vegas

Yes, sorry I know that the title sucks. But Britney is a singer, and

I Left My Heart In San Francisco

is an old standard, and Britney was seen leaving a liposuction clinic...so give me a break. I think I even got the right number of syllables.

I hear that some drugs can get deposited in fat tissue, maybe it would be possible to get a bit of a buzz from smoking Britney's discarded fat. I'm sorry that is really gross.