Friday, June 15, 2007

Britney Is Faking Her Dysfunctionality

Britney Is Faking Her Dysfunctionality. This just dawned on me as I was preparing to make fun of her. You see, I haven't been able to effectively make fun of her for months because her mental state is SO TRAGIC. Most human beings that have even a shred of decency are in the same boat.

We are playing right into her hands. She is shutting down the funny with her transparent denial and her opaque panties. Luckily for me, I have finally seen through her translucent scheme. Pretend to be tragic all you want Britney, I am still going to make fun of you, unless you find Jesus. I would have to stop then.

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