Train Horns: Let Them Know You Are Coming

Still on the subject of celebrities driving through the paparazzi clot, I think every celebrity should invest in a train horn for their car. Not only would it more effectively convey the point that you want a path cleared, it would also make for a more interesting video clip for the internet. Most stars like to pretend that they want to be left alone by the paparazzi, but they really want to maintain their celebrity. Having a really loud and authoritative horn would make life easier.

You can hear the sound these horns make at TrainHorn.org but your PC speakers won't do it justice. The real thing really moves people.

Here's a funny aside. I am using a computer in my kids' room. They are both asleep. I am going to play the train horn sound to see how they react. There are no trains where I live, so they are not desensitized to the sound at all...

One kid said "Quit it!" the other just laid there. They are so lazy this summer.