I'm Jealous of Britney Spears' Website

Britney Spears' site has a misleading description.

Includes news, biography, discography, audio clips, tour dates, buddy icons, wallpaper, reviews, awards, and photo gallery.

This is from the Alexa traffic page for BritneySpears.com. It might be possible to access some of these things if you are subscribed to the fansite, but otherwise there is absolutely none of the advertised features. It still ranks below 15,000. I am so jealous.