Monday, November 13, 2006

The Britney Sex Tape Story Without Numbers

I will not put any dollar values in this post because of crazy variation in the media today. Here's the story... Britney Spears is worth a WHOLE LOTTA MONEY. Kevin Federline is worth NUTTIN'. Now that they have split up, Kevin wants a WHOLE LOTTA MONEY from Britney. Before they got married, Britney got Kevin to sign a pre-nup that means Kevin will get SOME MONEY but not a WHOLE LOTTA MONEY.

Kevin is a big fat doo-doo head. He is reportedly saying that he will sell a home made sex tape starring Britney Spears and featuring Kevin Federline as a dumb ass with a penis for a WHOLE LOTTA MONEY, unless she pays him a WHOLE LOTTA MONEY.

I think that threatening to put hardcore footage of your babies' momma on the net is not a good way of looking out for the welfare of your children.


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