I am Abandoning My Pretend Real Journalism

I have decided, after looking at the Google News results for the query Britney Spears, that I don't want to be a journalist when I grow up. I am going back to the original plan of fireman/astronaut. To sum up what the real journalists have to say, Britney thinks the single life is awesome and she is desperate to have Kevin back. She is partying all the time and she is busily recording her upcoming album, that sucks and is going to be awesome. I'm glad that I am leaving it to the professionals.