A Different Kind of Encyclopedia

The encyclopedia that I am talking about is an informative directory that is organized in an alphabetical way. Let's say for instance you were someone like Kevin Federline, you have lots of free time because most of your concerts got cancelled and nobody wants to fund a second album. You might want to look for some Golf Instruction. You could just go to this encyclopedia and look under G for golf. And you need some bling if you are going to be out on the links with Snoop (like he'd invite YOU). Remember that for bling, you have to look under J for jewelry (I know it's kinda complicated). If you get confused, just sing the alphabet song (to yourself PLEASE).