Mouth Covering Devalues Paprazzi Photos

Britney Spears has lately been covering her mouth with her hand when the evil throng descends upon her. This is not because she has a cold that she doesn't want the paparazzi to catch. It is because it drives down the price of photographs.

I honestly think the best thing for everyone would be for Kevin and Britney to both agree to move to another state. Kevin has no career and Britney is independently. The could live somewhere that is sparsely populated for several years for the sake of the children's privacy. Many celebrities do this.

Will Smith's family lives on Star Island in Florida.

Ashton and Demi Kutcher live in Hailey, Idaho.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spend part of their time living in New Orleans. Pitt had this to say to People:

If we're on the front deck, people go by and say, 'Hi.' Then they go on their way, very friendly.

If the paparazzi are negatively impacting your life, you can easily avoid them.