Who is the New Man in Britney's Life?

The creators of Wikipedia have warned against citing their site as a source of accurate information. I am too lazy to do research, so here is a link to the entry for Jonathan Rotem. It has been flagged as requiring cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards. Sort of like how Britney requires cleanup to meet community standards. Maybe Mr. Rotem can take care of both problems. He is reportedly a clean AND sober person.

Is anyone else looking at the basic facts about this guy and drawing a parallel with Christina Aguilera's man? Maybe Britney is on the verge of growing up. It's noe too soon for the 24 year old woman either.

I Want to be Britney's Publicist

I think I can stop this crazy thing. The media circus, I mean...Britney Spears is not now, nor has she ever been a crazy thing. See, I would be great at this.

Seriously Britney, I have stuck with crappy dead end jobs for like ten years. I would not quit when the going got tough like your last publicist, or the one before that (oh, I guess she got fired).

Britney Should Sell a CD of Her Burping, it would go GOLD

Britney Spears appeared in the number one celebrity viral video this year.

A clip of Spears belching and talking incoherently about time travel was viewed over 3 million times to take top spot according to ViralVideoChart.com. I think a Christmas album featuring Britney burping out classics like Jingle Bells and Silent Night would be a great stocking stuffer.

Live TV footage of Kevin Federline apparently getting a text message informing him the pop singer had filed for divorce was second with nearly 2 million hits. Many of the websites and blogs featuring this video used an imaginary text message for thier title. Some were funny and some were really lame. I'm guessing that the actual message was really lame.

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Arty Toxic Remix

There was this artist who lived nextdoor to my grandmother. The artist ended up in the hospital for awhile because she got intoxicated by the paint fumes. This video reminded me of that for some strange reason.

Hey, remember when Britney Spears was all Kabbalah, Kabbalah, Kabbalah, and then she had a brief stint of Hindu? Maybe when she clues in to how her recent behavior is affecting her reputation she should latch on to yet another religion. Maybe she could even get back to her Baptist roots. The artist who succumbed to paint fumes was a Buddist.

Another Celebrity Catfight

David Crosby is dishing out the dirt to Salon. He is no fan of Britney Spears. He asks:

Has Britney Spears ever given a benefit concert?

Personally, I think the gloves came off when he saw enough footage of Britney out drinking to conclude that she wasn't a viable source for his next liver transplant.

Britney Spears has made large contributions to charity. Here is an example, there are more.

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Judge Lisa Hart Cole's Prophecy

This is from only one short month ago:

Superior Court Judge Lisa Hart Cole said Britney Spears has “put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye” and it would be unlikely for the magazine article to be found defamatory.

These words still ring true except for the squarely part...it's more of a triangle shape.

Don't Cry for Kevin Federline...

"I am good, I am great, you know ... just moving along, progressing and taking it all in stride."

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Message at Britney's Website

BritneySpears.com isn't an empty page anymore. She now has a slightly more longwinded and less lacey message than the one pictured above. Since she says Happy Holidays at the bottom, you can expect new content around the same time the last strand of Christmas lights gets taken down in the trailer park. That's sometime in April, I believe. My concise message will be taken down the second somebody from Britney Spears Productions asks me to to take it down.

Britney Spears Website Critique

The front page of BritneySpears.com has had a Stay tuned new website is in the works...message for several months. There are links at the footer that take you to a page selling you on the exclusive content that comes with a paid fanclub membership. This is bad business. It is transparent to me that the reason for having absolutely no free content is to imbue some value on whatever the paid members get. I would really be interested to hear from anybody who pays for what is promised:

Access to the exclusive fan club web site full of the latest news updates, photo galleries, contests, message boards, multimedia, and much more.

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Britney Spears Web Search Spike

I have been watching my stats very closely. It's a sad comment on human nature that as soon as Britney pulls her skirt back down, the traffic goes back down too. Lance Bass actually had a more pronounced spike in interest when he came out, of course that involved a starting point of virtually zero.